Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Types of Men you find in a Loo

Funny observations when you enter a men's loo. you will find these type of men

Excitable Type - Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type - Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.

Disgrunted Type- Stands for a while, grunts,farts, tries to pee, fails, farts and walks away.

Timid Type - Cannot pee if anyone is watching. Pretends he has peed and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type - Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

Indifferent Type - All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type- Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at same time.

Vain Type- Undoes 5 buttons to take out tool when 2 would have done.

Absent Minded Type -Opens jacket,takes out his tie and pees in his pants.

Worried Type- Not quite surewhat he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of his tool while peeing.

Sneaky Type - Drops silent fart while peeing, sniffs and looks at the bloke next to him.

Sloppy Type - Pees down into his shoe, walks out with his zip open and adjusts his balls 10 mins later.

Learned Type- Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.

Childish Type- Looks at the bottom of the urinal to watch bubbles while peeing.

Strong Type - Bangs tool on the side of the urinal to knock the drops off.

Drunken Type - Pulls out his tool, sees two, puts one back and pees in his trousers.

Embarrased Type - Covers his tool with both hands as he stands there and pees through his fingers.

Cockeyed Type - Stands in one cubical and pees in next.

Scared Type - Those that look at the wall because they are scared to look at what they're holding.