how to catch a lion

Ø Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is equal and opposite

reaction. Implies you caught lion.


Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also

run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can

trap it easily.


Ø Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If
anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.



Ø Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a
lion.


Ø Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will
live in fear and die soon in fear itself.



Ø Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while
it's sleeping !


Ø Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears. The
lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Ø Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with
each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !


Ø Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic
location.


Ø Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.


Ø Menaka Gandhi method:

save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.


Ø George bush method:

Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!



Ø Ravi Shastri method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls
and score 1 run .

Recharge your phone for free

If u have a cell phone, recharge ur phone every month by performing the following process, absolutely FREE.

Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.

I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free (engineered by a group of rebel programmers).
NOW, I am going to share this with all of you.

Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:

It is illegal, of course. But hey, there are many things that are illegal in this world. Right?

But then who cares. Don't worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.

You can only do this every 6th, 7th, 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is under upgrade.

1.) ** Dial " 1415007 " using your h/phone and wait for 5 second.

2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finished). It will say this is not a valid number, but please stay patient and you will hear the funny noise after the message.

3.) ** Once the noise stop, immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number
4.) ** A recorded message "please insert your pin number" will follow

5.) ** punch in the pin number " 011785 45227 00734" and wait for the operator finish repeating the above pin number.

6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat, dial " OPERATOR CODE"

7.) ** you will hear a message "for air time top-up press 1723" you just have to follow the instruction

8.) ** After you follow the instruction, the noisy sound will re-appear for about 5 second

9.) ** once the noise stop, dial " 4455147 " follow by " 146 "

10.) ** after about 5 second, dial " 1918 " after 3 second dial " 4451"

11.) ** after you done that, punch in the serial number " 01174452271145527 " you will hear dial tone.

12.) ** once the dialing tone stop, dial " 55524785933 " you will hear " please key in your password"

13.) ** the password is " **** 2+253+7891*+546322 " wait for the message "your password accepted"

14.) ** you will hear " please insert your emey number " now you have to be fast to dial your own h/phone number

15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone, when the call is answered, dial " 1566 " and you will hear "re-confirm emery number"

16.) ** once you hear that message, dial " 6011556 2245334 follow by your h/phone number"

17.) ** after a while, you will hear a message "your pin number is accepted" you have to dial " 1007 "

18.) ** after you done that you will hear "your emery number is accepted"

19.) ** continue dial " 4566 " you will hear "your password is accepted"

20.) ** once the second message finish, immediately dial your own h/phone number

21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying ...........

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