A clever sea gull stealing chips from a shop

It happens only in pakistan

Pappu Can't Code Saala : Funny Modification : LOL

Pappu Can't Code Saala : Funny Modification : LOL

[Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat, Kit kit kat kat, Let's code] 2

Hai bachelor (hai bachelor), Has lotsa dollar (lotsa dollar)...

Hai bachelor, has lotsa dollar...

Spectacular! He's a developer (he's a developer, he's a developer)...

Pappu ka dimaag tez hai, Pappu ko breaks ka craze hai...

Pappu ka chashma thick black, Pappu dikhta geek hai (geek hai)...

Swatch ki ghadi hathon mein, Gale mein tag company wala...

[Par Pappu can't code saala] 2

Han Pappu code likh nahi sakta!






Paida Pappu hua to outsourcing aa thamki...

Angrezon ke muh se nikhli gandhe gaaliyon ki dhamki...

(hey array array) Pappu karta hey cut copy paste...

(hey array array) Tester logon ka time karta hey waste...

(hey array array) Pappu manager logon ka yaar hai...

(hey array array) Pappu beer peene mein toh star hai...

[But Pappu can't code saala] 2

Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!




Papa kehte the bada kaam karega...

Nahi patha tha Pappu bus maska marega...

(hey array array) Pappu ke paas hai MBA...

(hey array array) Manata hai onsite jaise ho holiday...

(hey array array) Pappu keyboard bajata hai...

(hey array array) Jahaan bhi jata hai, wapus aa jata hai...

[Cos Pappu can't code saala] 2

Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta...

Yeah...Pappu can't code saala...!!!

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Penis Sizes According to Political Leaders

Exam gone wrong-[pic]

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Customer Care In 2020

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..."

Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes"
from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is Rs2249.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your scooter.. ."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage
Scooter,...registration number USE 8999..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also diabetic.... ... "

Customer: uh..err..err..eh#$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registration number UTD 4267.......

Customer: [Faints]

Total

Smooth Legs

Funny Things About Sex Stories

Funny Things About Sex Stories

IF BY CHANCE U HAVE READ SEX STORIES NOTICE THESE SILLY HILARIOUS FACTS...

AFTER READING THESE I READ A COUPLE AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AS 80% OF THESE FACTS TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE.....U ALSO TRY IT





1Your best friend is so often impotent that his wife is always looking for someone to quench her thirst.



2. The husband of your next door neighbour is so busy minting money that he has forgotten he has a wife and God sends you to do the needful



3. Your cousin all of sudden develops into this voluptuous beauty that you can not take your eyes off her.




4. While in a car, you so often brush the breasts/ thighs of your colleague/ neighbour who has asked for a lift cause her own car broke down.



5. Your dick is always bigger than that of your neighbour’s husband. You ask her during sex and she confirms too.



6. The girl in question is always wet whether you have touched her hair or her breasts just before you touch her there. Some turn on your presence is.



7. The cunt in question is either clean shaven or has a thick bush. It has never been shaved a week before.



8. Your neighbour never forgets to tell you that she has never had so much fun with anyone.



9. She seldom forgets to tell that she has not slept with anyone except her husband and you are the Greek God that has forced her to abandon her loyalty.




10. Like an x rated film, your GF/ neighbour will always put ur dick in her mouth first and than in her puss. I wonder whether this sequence is ever going to change.



11. She will always scream “Please bahar nikalo dard ho raha hai” whether she is a virgin or not. In the latter case, your well endowed asset is the culprit.



12. You always get a virgin to screw though you always have a wealth of experience. Even if she is a married woman with a 6 year old kid she is still tight as hell because her hubby has stopped screwing her for the last x no. of years.



13. The aunty standing in front of you in the bus always turns and smiles when u rub your dick on her plump posterior. What sins did I commit to not deserve this?



14. You are never satisfied with a single fuck. You always have sex “thrice more and in various positions”.



15. There is always more to the tale and you “will disclose it in the next part”




16. The girl/ female in question always shifts to another town 2 months after having sex with you. (Hmmm strange)



17. Whether she shifts or not, you are still looking for “girls, aunties, bhabis” in and around your areas. (You are one perv huh)



18. Your colleague/ co passenger so easily agrees to share a hotel room with you because there is only one room and two people.



19. Your girlfriend likes your cum more than her favorite fruit juice, so she happily swallows it to the last drop and licks you dry even if she has put a dick in her mouth for the firs time.



20. You are always this 6 feet muscular good looking guy who has girls going crazy but you don’t give a damn about them.



21. The best girl in college has hoardes of boys behind her but she only talks to you.

News paper in 2020

WTF were they thinking?

Fail

Hilarious Definition of Road Signs