Saturday, April 14, 2007

20 Ways to Tell a Man That his Fly is Unzipped!

20. The cucumber has left the salad. biggrin.gif

19. I can see the gun of Navarone. laugh.gif

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows on your laptop. smileys013.gif

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! biggrin.gif

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6. Dr. Kimble has escaped! laugh.gif

5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of Hillary."

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

1. Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis