The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life!

A new study says that having sex decreases your
> chances of
> getting a cold. The more sex you have, the less
> you'll
> have
> a cold. Just wait until guys get hold of this. A
> woman
>
> sneezes and he'll be saying, "Hey, I got something
> for that."
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>
> The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life!
>
> 1. THE DOCTOR:
> because he says, "Take your clothes off."
>
> 2. THE DENTIST:
> because he says, "Open wide."
>
> 3. THE HAIRDRESSER:
> because he says,"Do you want it teased or
> blown?".
>
> 4. THE MILKMAN:
> because he says, "Do you want it in the front or
> the
> back?"
>
> 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:
> because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"
>
> 6. THE STOCK BROKER:
> because he says, "It will rise right up,
> fluctuate
>
> for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
>
> 7. THE BANKER:
> because he says, "If you take it out too soon,
> you'll lose interest.
>
> 8. THE HUNTER:
> because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice,
> and always
> eats what he shoots.
>
> 9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:
> because he says, "Would you like it on the table
> or
> up
> against the wall?
>