Awesome Mumbai-some crazy facts

This is Mumbai

• Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.

• There is no darkness in Andheri.

• Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.

• No king ever stayed at Kings Circle .

• Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.

• Nor is there any princess at Princess Street

• Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel

• There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.

• The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.

• There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.

• Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.

• Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus
(Dadar T.T.).

• Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.

• Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.

• You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.

• There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.

• There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.

• Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.

• Null bazaar does not sell taps.

• You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.

• Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.

• Hanging Gardens are not suspended.

• Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.

• Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.

• Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,

• Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.

• But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!