SIMPLE.. Dont copy if you cant paste!!!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
Said he, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who
wasn't my wife!". The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" followed by laughter
and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at a party at his home. He was a bit foggy
after a drink.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a
woman who was not my wife!" The wife went back with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the
joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she
was!"

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!