Fuck - A Word with Many Meanings

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is one magical word! Just by its sound you can discribe pain, displeasure, love and hate. In language "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, it can be used as a verb both intransactive (Dave fucked Anne) and transitive (Dave was fucked by Anne). As an adverb (Anne is a good fuck) and also as an adjective (Anne is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of "fuck". Beside the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following:

Goodbye
Fuck off.

Greetings
How the fuck are you?

Fraud
I got fucked at the car auction.

Business
I hate this fucking job.

Chronology
It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!

Denial
I didn't fucking do it.

Dismay
Oh fuck it.

Suspicion
Who the fuck are you?

Confusion
What the fuck...?

Trouble
Well, I guess I'm fucked now.

Apathy
Who gives a fuck anyway?

Aggression
Fuck you!

Difficulty
I don't understand the fucking job.

Directions
Fuck off.

Displeasure
What the fuck is going on here?

Incompetence
He fucks up everything.

Lost
Where the fuck are we?

Relation
Up your fucking arse.

Oedipal
Motherfucker.

Famous Last Words Involving the Word "Fuck"

General Custer
Where the fuck did all those Indians come from?!

Mayor of Nagasaki
What the fuck was that?!

Captain of the Titanic
Full speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!
Where is all this fucking water coming from?!

Captain of the space shuttle Challenger
Put that fucking fag out!

Anne Boleyn
What's a fuck?

Julius Caesar
Fuck tu, Brute!

Casanova
Boy, am I fucked!

Joan of Arc
Fuck me, it's hot!

Captain of the Marie Celeste
Where the fuck is everyone?

Captain of The Herald of Free Enterprise
Fuck off, I'm fishing!

Director of Chernobyl nuclear reactor plant
Oh fuck!

Emperor Nero
Where's all that fucking smoke coming from?

Mayor of London, 1665
Oooh, fuck, a rat!

Baker, London, 1666
Fuck, I left the gas on...

Scott of The Antarctic
Fuck, is this cold!

Managing Director, Union Carbide plant, India
Fuck! What is that smell?

Witch doctor, village, kracatoa
Well, don't fucking blame me!

Henry VIII
Fuck? Of course, my dear...

Thomas a Becket
Where the fuck did you two spring from?

King Kong
Fuck, it's a long way down!

Goliath
Fuck off shortarse!

Pharaoh, in pursuit of Moses and the Jews
Fuck the bridge, we'll take the shortcut!

Oedipus to his wife
Fuck Love, if mom could see me now...

Jaws
Fuck me, this tastes 'orrible!

Commander, Light Brigade
Who the fuck gave him the bugle?!

Harold of England (1066)
Fuck the French, they can't aim!

President Carter
No chance! He can't even fucking act!

John Lennon
That's not a fucking real gun.

President Nixon
Who's going to fucking know?

Albert Einstein
Any fucking idiot could understand that.

Mayor of Hiroshima
What the fuck was that?

Picasso
It fucking does so look like her.

Pythagoras
How the fuck did you work that out?

Michelangelo
You want what on the fucking ceiling?

Walt Disney
Fuck a duck.

Noah
Scattered showers my fucking ass!

E.T.
Pick up the fuckin' phone!

Spock
Fuck Logic!

Darth Vader
I can't breathe in this fucking thing!

Ghandi!
Fuck I'm hungry!

Yoda
Do or do not, there is no fuckin' try!