what was she thinking doing that scene
she is no mallika
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
GREAT THOUGHTS
To Handle Yourself, Use Your Head
To Handle Others, Use Your Heart
Anger Is Only One Letter Short Of Danger
If Someone Betrays You Once, It's His Fault
If He Betrays You Twice, It's Your Fault
Great Minds Discuss Ideas
Average Minds Discuss Events
Small Minds Discuss People
God Gives Every Bird Its Food
But He Does Not Throw it Into Its Nest
He Who Loses Money, Loses Much
He Who Loses A Friend, Loses More
He Who Loses Faith, Loses All
Beautiful Young People Are Accidents Of Nature
But Beautiful Old People Are Works Of Art
Learn From The Mistakes Of Others
You Can't Live Long Enough To Make Them All Yourself
The Tongue Weighs Practically Nothing
But So Few People Can Hold It
Thank You For Stepping Into My Life
And Leaving Your Footprint In My Life
Thoughts
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity.
Albert Einstein
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
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Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,neither does milk.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia.
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U learn in life when u lose
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views from the sky
Palm Island, Dubai, United Arab Emirates
The image shows this man-made island that lies off the coast of Dubai in the Persian Gulf. The island is being built from 80 million cubic meters of land dredged from the approach channel to the Emirate's Jebel Ali Port. When complete, this resort will have approximately 1,200 single-family and 600 multi-family residences, an aquatic theme park, shopping centers, cinemas and more.
The Great Pyramid, Giza, Egypt
This featured image is a 61-centimeter pan-sharpened image of the Great Pyramid in Giza, Egypt, collected by QuickBird on February 2, 2002. The Great Pyramid is estimated to have been built circa 2650 B.C., and was erected as a tomb for the Egyptian pharaoh Khufu of the Fourth Dynasty. Upon the completion of its construction, the Great Pyramid stood 145.75 meters (481 feet) high, and over the millennia has lost approximately 10 meters (30 feet) off the top. It stood as the tallest structure on Earth for more than 43 centuries.
Niagara Falls
The image shows the Niagara River that connects Lake Erie to Lake Ontario, snaking around Goat Island, in the lower left of the full image. Most of the river's water plummets over the Canadian/Horseshoe Falls, but some diverted water spills over American Falls and Bridal Veil Falls downstream. Every second, more than two million liters of water plunges over the Horsehoe Falls segment of Niagara Falls creating one of the world's largest waterfalls as well as eating away as much as two meters of rock per year. The image was acquired August 2, 2004.
On Top of the World: Everest and Makalu
ISS crewmembers took advantage of their vantage point to photograph a series of oblique views of the Himalayas looking south from over the Tibetan Plateau. At first glance, one might think that the image looks like a picture taken from an airplane, until you remember that the summits of Makalu [left (8,462 meters; 27,765 feet)] and Everest [right (8,850 meters; 29,035 feet)] are at the heights typically flown by commercial aircraft. The full mosaic covers over 130 kilometers (80 miles) of the Himalayan front, and could never be seen this way from an airplane. This photo was taken on January 28, 2004.
Ayers Rock (Uluru), Australia
This IKONOS satellite image of Ayers Rock was collected Jan. 17, 2004. Ayers Rock is located in Kata Tjuta National Park, 280 miles (450km) southwest of Alice Springs, Australia. It is the world's largest monolith, an Aboriginal sacred site and Australia's most famous natural landmark.
Mount St. Helens, Washington
On a Space Station expedition, astronauts observed and captured this detailed image of the volcano’s summit caldera. In the center of the crater sits a lava dome that is 876 feet above the crater floor and is about 3,500 feet in diameter. The dome began to form after the May 18, 1980 eruption of Mount Saint Helens. After the eruption, there was not any dome building eruptions for more than a decade. Afternoon lighting accents the flow features in the volcanic and debris flows and the steep valleys eroded into the loosely consolidated material near the summit. This picture was taken on October 25,
The Nile River
This image of the northern portion of the Nile River was captured by the Multi-angle Imaging Spectroradiometer's (MISR's) nadir camera on January 30, 2001. Against the barren desert of northeastern Africa, the fertile valley of the Nile River runs northward through Egypt. The city of Cairo can be seen as a gray smudge right where the river widens into its broad fan-shaped delta. Other cities are dotted across the green landscape, giving it a speckled appearance. Where the Nile empties into the Mediterranean Sea (top) the waters are swirling with color, likely a mixture of sediment, organic matter, and possibly marine plant life. Farther west, the bright blue color of the water is likely less-organically rich sediment, perhaps sand.
Grand Canyon
Northern Arizona and the Grand Canyon are captured in this pair of Multi-angle Imaging Spectroradiometer (MISR) images from December 31, 2000. The above image is a true color view from the nadir (vertical) camera. In addition to the Grand Canyon itself, which is visible in the western (lower) half of the images, other landmarks include Lake Powell, on the left, and Humphreys Peak and Sunset Crater National Monument on the right. Meteor Crater appears as a small dark depression with a brighter rim, and is just visible along the upper right-hand edge.
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the Dubai palms
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Eiffle tower
Built in paris in 1887 by gustav eiffel 985 feet high at a cost of 200000 $
Gateway of india,Mumbai
It was erected in 1911 when george v visited india
Hollywood sign
Taj mahal the symbol of love
The white marble mausoleum built by shah jehan in memry of his favourite wife mumtaz mahal it was designed by shiraz over twetny thousand men were employed for its construction for over twenty years
Rome city
Liberty statue
Sydney
Olympic stadium in Canada
Labels: cool pictures
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
how to catch a lion
Ø Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can
trap it easily.
Ø Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If
anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Ø Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a
lion.
Ø Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will
live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Ø Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while
it's sleeping !
Ø Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears. The
lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Ø Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with
each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
Ø Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic
location.
Ø Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Ø Menaka Gandhi method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.
Ø George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
Ø Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls
and score 1 run .
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Recharge your phone for free
If u have a cell phone, recharge ur phone every month by performing the following process, absolutely FREE.
Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.
I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free (engineered by a group of rebel programmers).
NOW, I am going to share this with all of you.
Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:
It is illegal, of course. But hey, there are many things that are illegal in this world. Right?
But then who cares. Don't worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.
You can only do this every 6th, 7th, 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is under upgrade.
1.) ** Dial " 1415007 " using your h/phone and wait for 5 second.
2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finished). It will say this is not a valid number, but please stay patient and you will hear the funny noise after the message.
3.) ** Once the noise stop, immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number
4.) ** A recorded message "please insert your pin number" will follow
5.) ** punch in the pin number " 011785 45227 00734" and wait for the operator finish repeating the above pin number.
6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat, dial " OPERATOR CODE"
7.) ** you will hear a message "for air time top-up press 1723" you just have to follow the instruction
8.) ** After you follow the instruction, the noisy sound will re-appear for about 5 second
9.) ** once the noise stop, dial " 4455147 " follow by " 146 "
10.) ** after about 5 second, dial " 1918 " after 3 second dial " 4451"
11.) ** after you done that, punch in the serial number " 01174452271145527 " you will hear dial tone.
12.) ** once the dialing tone stop, dial " 55524785933 " you will hear " please key in your password"
13.) ** the password is " **** 2+253+7891*+546322 " wait for the message "your password accepted"
14.) ** you will hear " please insert your emey number " now you have to be fast to dial your own h/phone number
15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone, when the call is answered, dial " 1566 " and you will hear "re-confirm emery number"
16.) ** once you hear that message, dial " 6011556 2245334 follow by your h/phone number"
17.) ** after a while, you will hear a message "your pin number is accepted" you have to dial " 1007 "
18.) ** after you done that you will hear "your emery number is accepted"
19.) ** continue dial " 4566 " you will hear "your password is accepted"
20.) ** once the second message finish, immediately dial your own h/phone number
21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying ...........
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"NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD, SO GET BACK TO WORK AND DON'T WASTE TIME !!"
Labels: humour, jokes, mobile phone
Friday, November 10, 2006
Chanakya niti
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
Rishi Canak named his son as "Chanakya". Being a teacher himself, he knew the importance of education. Taxila was one of the world centers for education. At a very early age little Chanakya started studying Vedas. The Vedas; considered to be the toughest scriptures to study were completely studied and memorized by Chanakya in his infancy. He was attracted to studies in politics. In politics Chanakya’s acumen and shrewdness was visible right from childhood. He was a student of politics right from child hood. Known as a masterful political strategist, He knew how to put his own people in the opposite camp and spy the enemy without his knowledge before destroying him forever. Chanakya was an ace in turning tables in his favor irrespective of the circumstances. He never budged to pressure tactics by the ruthless politicians. In this way after studying religion and politics, he turned his attention to economics, which remained his lifelong friend. "Nitishastra", a treatise on the ideal way of life shows his in depth study of the Indian way of life
"A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
And Honest people are screwed first."
"Even if a snake is not poisonous,
It should pretend to be venomous."
"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never
share your secrets with anybody. !
It will destroy you."
"There is some self-interest
behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without
self-interests.This is a bitter truth."
"Before you start some work, always ask
yourself three questions - Why am I doing it,
What the results might be and Will I be
successful. Only when you think deeply
And find satisfactory answers
to these questions, go ahead."
"As soon as the fear approaches
near, attack and destroy it."
"Once you start a working on something,
Don't be afraid of failure and
Don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest."
"The fragrance of flowers spreads
Only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person
spreads in all direction."
"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends."
"Books are as useful to a stupid person
As a mirror is useful to a blind person."
"Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth."
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Wednesday, November 08, 2006
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