Sunday, August 31, 2008
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Thursday, August 14, 2008
6th pay Commission Pay Calculator - Find out your new pay & Arrears
Enter Grade/Scale, Number of Increments, Quarters, Transport & Month of Increment (Yellow Cells) and find out your New Salary Structure Arrears
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Sunday, August 10, 2008
Abhinav bindra wins gold medal at olympics
At the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Abhinav Bindra won the gold for the Men's 10m Air Rifle final after shooting a total of 700.5, thus becoming the first Indian individual gold medallist at the Olympics. He scored 596 (joint fourth) in the qualifying round and out-scored all other shooters in the finals with a round of 104.5.
Till the final shot Abhinav was tied first with Finland's H. Hakkinen but Hakkinen made a dissapointing 9.4 and Abhinav scored a massive 10.8 to do the Unthinkable for many.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
The driver got out, walked away and called emergency on his phone.
Craziest car crash ever, and the driver was lucky enough to tell the tale
pictures credit
Special Pic!!
5 meters distance
This is the craziest thing I've seen in a long time.
For those of you in the 21st century (e.g. blackberry owners), you'll need to look at this on a pc.
You also have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer. People may think you're crazy.
But it's well worth it.
When you look at this picture in a
closer look you see its Albert Einstein.
But if you stand 15 feet away,
It will become Marilyn Monroe.
Give a try
Picture exclusive: The incredible moment a leopard attacks a crocodile
These are the incredible pictures which show the first ever leopard attack on a crocodile.
Hal Brindley snapped the amazing moment a leopard snatched a crocodile at a South African game reserve on the only occasion this behaviour has ever been documented worldwide.
Clash of the Titans: The leopard attacks a crocodile in Kruger National Park
The American wildlife photographer was taking pictures of hippos from his car at a waterhole in Kruger National Park when a speeding shape came out of the bushes and headed for the water.
After an initial struggle, onlookers stared in disbelief as the leopard emerged dragging a thrashing crocodile up the bank.
With its' snout pointing upwards, the crocodile snapped and attempted to fight back as the predators flipped and tumbled in a dramatic battle.
But the leopard, who had it caught by the throat, remained in control as the crocodile's legs clawed frantically at the cat's belly, its jaws snapping at air.
Predator vs. Predator: The wily cat slams full force into the crocodile
Tussle: The leopard begins dragging the crocodile away from the water
Friday, July 18, 2008
Corporate Lessons
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel, “
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”
“It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies.
“Great,” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time,you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129 It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
Moral of the story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.”
Puff! She’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.”
Puff! He’s gone.
“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say.
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Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?”
The eagle answered: “Sure , why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey,”but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull.
They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story
BullShit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
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Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the Winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of this story
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Pappu Can't Code Saala : Funny Modification : LOL
Pappu Can't Code Saala : Funny Modification : LOL
[Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat, Kit kit kat kat, Let's code] 2
Hai bachelor (hai bachelor), Has lotsa dollar (lotsa dollar)...
Hai bachelor, has lotsa dollar...
Spectacular! He's a developer (he's a developer, he's a developer)...
Pappu ka dimaag tez hai, Pappu ko breaks ka craze hai...
Pappu ka chashma thick black, Pappu dikhta geek hai (geek hai)...
Swatch ki ghadi hathon mein, Gale mein tag company wala...
[Par Pappu can't code saala] 2
Han Pappu code likh nahi sakta!
Paida Pappu hua to outsourcing aa thamki...
Angrezon ke muh se nikhli gandhe gaaliyon ki dhamki...
(hey array array) Pappu karta hey cut copy paste...
(hey array array) Tester logon ka time karta hey waste...
(hey array array) Pappu manager logon ka yaar hai...
(hey array array) Pappu beer peene mein toh star hai...
[But Pappu can't code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!
Papa kehte the bada kaam karega...
Nahi patha tha Pappu bus maska marega...
(hey array array) Pappu ke paas hai MBA...
(hey array array) Manata hai onsite jaise ho holiday...
(hey array array) Pappu keyboard bajata hai...
(hey array array) Jahaan bhi jata hai, wapus aa jata hai...
[Cos Pappu can't code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta...
Yeah...Pappu can't code saala...!!!
Source-Desihotmasala
